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omg we suck.. other bands sold millions and we? gah

teh doorks Stats

Formed:	28th June 2005
Split:	30th March 2010
Best Album:	'Crane' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:	'Denudes Shiel Amphora Overfed' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 5th August 2008.)
Records Sold:	610,867 in total (256,446 albums, 354,421 singles).
Reputation:	Under-rated
Other	According to unofficial reports approximately 1147 people died of 'unknown causes' whilst listening to 'Manana Mammies Cundum Litre'.

teh doorks Member Profiles

paper_melodies Few producers possesed enough reverb boxes to make paper_melodies's sound palatable to the human ear. Or the canine ear for that matter either.	footyangel If you take Johnny Marr, chop off all but one of his fingers with a guillotine, beat him over the head with a baseball bat for an hour then you will have a brain damaged squealing vegetable of a man who is on par in terms of guitaring talent as footyangel.
magikalcrab magikalcrab is a vile tempered, cunt of a human being who gains much joy from inflicting as much aural damage upon listeners with their bass as humanly possible.	theshapeshifter theshapeshifter was contributing fuck all to teh doorks. So one day footyangel, magikalcrab and abducted the drummer, drove them out to a forest full of wolves and left them to be eaten alive. Unfortunately for teh doorks and the music industry theshapeshifter made it back alive and continues to drum for the band.
lilalo lilalo can find their way around a set of keys quite like a Catholic priest around your average brothel. Oh wait.

Single Releases

#	Title	Date
37	Fend Twangle Asbestus Shay Noisier Wispier	Sep 2005
24	Bejewel	Oct 2005
18	Rigorist	Dec 2005
18	Coenuri Inkhorns Portly Mammals Bodega	Jan 2006
20	Phenetic	Dec 2006
23	Manana Mammies Cundum Litre	Feb 2007
24	Clabbers	May 2007
5	Denudes Shiel Amphora Overfed	Aug 2008
4	Actions Ow	Aug 2008
6	En	Nov 2008

Album Releases

#	Title	Date
71	Ravined Lyrism Bromals	Jun 2005
20	Fetched Trices Natrons	Oct 2006
11	Crane	Jun 2008

northern ireland's worst

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Think you can feed me to the wolves and get away with it, eh? ;)

Hey, you're better than I am in this band, damn it! :D

magikalcrab is a vile tempered, cunt of a human being who gains much joy from inflicting as much aural damage upon listeners with their bass as humanly possible.

It's true, it's all true! :D

lmao, cunt!

I've always hated that word, but sometimes it's needed.

I dont like that word either, I saw a dude today with that written on his belt. Anyways........

That band thing is funny, weird but funny :)

lilalo can find their way around a set of keys quite like a Catholic priest around your average brothel.

So I'm the only one who's actually GOOD in this band! :p

According to unofficial reports approximately 1147 people died of 'unknown causes' whilst listening to 'Manana Mammies Cundum Litre'.

Tee hee, the bittersweet taste of success! :)) I mean, what else could you expect when our best placed hit is called... Actions Ow!!! :)

FACCCK

WE SUCK!

and its all yer fault!!

mwuahaha i bask in the glory of my millions!