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[nori1980]

nice one stace...

i stole this from magikalcrab cos shes sooo funny..
she was asked by razzleslash:

Hump the fellowship. What order and why?

1. Aragorn: I like the scruffy look he's got going on right after the stop in Rivendell. Stubbly and manly, but clean.
2. Boromir: Not into Necrophilia, so I wanna get him when he's alive and kickin'
3. Leggy: Mmmm ... thats one fine piece of elf meat. Also, I want to grab him sometime in Lothlorien. Just for the pleasuse of shagging him under Galadriel's nose. she'd probably watch in her mirror, anyway
4. Merry: Well, see, he's got this giant carrot ...
5. Master Frodo: I've always been a sucker for freakishly huge blue eyes
6. Pip-een: Mischief = restlessness = A.D.D = great shag
7. Samwise the submissive: I'm on a roll with the hobbits, he might as well get some, too.
8. Gimli: Waist height. Also, big chunky braids and helmet are a turn on
9. Gandy He's old. There's no such thing as viagra in middle earth. You do the math

LMAO

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[magikalcrab.livejournal.com]

omg noral so drunk, save me. theroomi sspinning and I feel kinda ill andfet lall the vdoka/.

[nora1980.livejournal.com]

ooohoooo--
*saves the keyboard*

dont puke on it!!!

anything you wanna tell me in your current status?

drunken people and kids always tell the thruth it's said

[magikalcrab.livejournal.com]

LOL

I almost puked, it wasn't pretty. Glad I took myself off to bed before I said anything stupid. *giggles*