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nice one stace...

i stole this from [livejournal.com profile] magikalcrab cos shes sooo funny..
she was asked by [livejournal.com profile] razzleslash:

Hump the fellowship. What order and why?

1. Aragorn: I like the scruffy look he's got going on right after the stop in Rivendell. Stubbly and manly, but clean.
2. Boromir: Not into Necrophilia, so I wanna get him when he's alive and kickin'
3. Leggy: Mmmm ... thats one fine piece of elf meat. Also, I want to grab him sometime in Lothlorien. Just for the pleasuse of shagging him under Galadriel's nose. she'd probably watch in her mirror, anyway
4. Merry: Well, see, he's got this giant carrot ...
5. Master Frodo: I've always been a sucker for freakishly huge blue eyes
6. Pip-een: Mischief = restlessness = A.D.D = great shag
7. Samwise the submissive: I'm on a roll with the hobbits, he might as well get some, too.
8. Gimli: Waist height. Also, big chunky braids and helmet are a turn on
9. Gandy He's old. There's no such thing as viagra in middle earth. You do the math

LMAO

Date: 2004-09-07 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nora1980.livejournal.com
*applaudes*

Date: 2004-09-07 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honerbright.livejournal.com
lmfao, brilliant

Date: 2005-06-25 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nora1980.livejournal.com
whats this all of a sudden?
you re-reading your last year?

Date: 2005-06-25 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magikalcrab.livejournal.com
omg noral so drunk, save me. theroomi sspinning and I feel kinda ill andfet lall the vdoka/.

Date: 2005-06-25 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nora1980.livejournal.com
ooohoooo--
*saves the keyboard*

dont puke on it!!!

anything you wanna tell me in your current status?

drunken people and kids always tell the thruth it's said

Date: 2005-06-26 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magikalcrab.livejournal.com
LOL

I almost puked, it wasn't pretty. Glad I took myself off to bed before I said anything stupid. *giggles*

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