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omg we suck.. other bands sold millions and we? gah

By limitedbythesky

teh doorks Stats Formed: 28th June 2005 Split: 30th March 2010 Best Album: 'Crane' 8/10 in the NME Best Single: 'Denudes Shiel Amphora Overfed' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 5th August 2008.) Records Sold: 610,867 in total (256,446 albums, 354,421 singles). Reputation: Under-rated Other According to unofficial reports approximately 1147 people died of 'unknown causes' whilst listening to 'Manana Mammies Cundum Litre'. teh doorks Member Profiles paper_melodies Few producers possesed enough reverb boxes to make paper_melodies's sound palatable to the human ear. Or the canine ear for that matter either. footyangel If you take Johnny Marr, chop off all but one of his fingers with a guillotine, beat him over the head with a baseball bat for an hour then you will have a brain damaged squealing vegetable of a man who is on par in terms of guitaring talent as footyangel. magikalcrab magikalcrab is a vile tempered, cunt of a human being who gains much joy from inflicting as much aural damage upon listeners with their bass as humanly possible. theshapeshifter theshapeshifter was contributing fuck all to teh doorks. So one day footyangel, magikalcrab and abducted the drummer, drove them out to a forest full of wolves and left them to be eaten alive. Unfortunately for teh doorks and the music industry theshapeshifter made it back alive and continues to drum for the band. lilalo lilalo can find their way around a set of keys quite like a Catholic priest around your average brothel. Oh wait. Single Releases # Title Date 37 Fend Twangle Asbestus Shay Noisier Wispier Sep 2005 24 Bejewel Oct 2005 18 Rigorist Dec 2005 18 Coenuri Inkhorns Portly Mammals Bodega Jan 2006 20 Phenetic Dec 2006 23 Manana Mammies Cundum Litre Feb 2007 24 Clabbers May 2007 5 Denudes Shiel Amphora Overfed Aug 2008 4 Actions Ow Aug 2008 6 En Nov 2008 Album Releases # Title Date 71 Ravined Lyrism Bromals Jun 2005 20 Fetched Trices Natrons Oct 2006 11 Crane Jun 2008 northern ireland's worst

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omg yes!
this really is the first time i look at myself on a pic and can honestly say i DON'T LOOK FAT ON EEET :)
and this in a time where i actually am fatter than i was a few years ago.. meh..
i never like myself on pictures, and i hate looking at myself in the mirror..
and tom said he doesnt like the skirt..
right now? i dont care..

thanks to wide_ocean for posting my pic of the day..








( o_O lost season 2 spoiler )

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lmao.. it hit me REALLY hard today.
i have actually written fanfiction!!!
can you believe it?? i found a book that i wrote in my teens..
its het and it involves me and robbie williams.. OMG ..
all those times, thinking when my obsession started. it was back then LMAO..

i would never ever let anyone read the shit, cos its full of "omg he loves me and we'll live happily ever after, but there are some major problems before that! " and no real smut in it ..:)

in other news im terribly terribly bored.