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Sep. 7th, 2004 05:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nori1980nice one stace...
i stole this from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magikalcrab cos shes sooo funny..
she was asked byrazzleslash:
Hump the fellowship. What order and why?
1. Aragorn: I like the scruffy look he's got going on right after the stop in Rivendell. Stubbly and manly, but clean.
2. Boromir: Not into Necrophilia, so I wanna get him when he's alive and kickin'
3. Leggy: Mmmm ... thats one fine piece of elf meat. Also, I want to grab him sometime in Lothlorien. Just for the pleasuse of shagging him under Galadriel's nose. she'd probably watch in her mirror, anyway
4. Merry: Well, see, he's got this giant carrot ...
5. Master Frodo: I've always been a sucker for freakishly huge blue eyes
6. Pip-een: Mischief = restlessness = A.D.D = great shag
7. Samwise the submissive: I'm on a roll with the hobbits, he might as well get some, too.
8. Gimli: Waist height. Also, big chunky braids and helmet are a turn on
9. Gandy He's old. There's no such thing as viagra in middle earth. You do the math
LMAO
i stole this from
magikalcrab cos shes sooo funny..she was asked by
razzleslash:Hump the fellowship. What order and why?
1. Aragorn: I like the scruffy look he's got going on right after the stop in Rivendell. Stubbly and manly, but clean.
2. Boromir: Not into Necrophilia, so I wanna get him when he's alive and kickin'
3. Leggy: Mmmm ... thats one fine piece of elf meat. Also, I want to grab him sometime in Lothlorien. Just for the pleasuse of shagging him under Galadriel's nose. she'd probably watch in her mirror, anyway
4. Merry: Well, see, he's got this giant carrot ...
5. Master Frodo: I've always been a sucker for freakishly huge blue eyes
6. Pip-een: Mischief = restlessness = A.D.D = great shag
7. Samwise the submissive: I'm on a roll with the hobbits, he might as well get some, too.
8. Gimli: Waist height. Also, big chunky braids and helmet are a turn on
9. Gandy He's old. There's no such thing as viagra in middle earth. You do the math
LMAO
