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wonderful chat today.. so funny

gagged this one from nail thanks babe... this interview is hilarious

GN: This ones called InBloom - Orlando in Bloom

GN: So anyway basically the topic was : I met orlando at a party last year.

Girl1: I met orlando at a party last year he was sssssssoooooooooooo checking me out, Im sick of you guys making out like you have a chance I know im gonna get him.

GN: And then it goes..

Girl2: Whatever Loooser, Orlando dont deal with shmucks, He brought me a Sex On The Beach in L.A, nice cocktail ;)

Girl1: Sex On The Beach WHATEVER. And then you WOKE UP!

GN: And then it goes, and then it goes....

Girl3: You two are so sad, You dont know Orlando, I DO. You are mingers.

GN: And then...and then it goes....ok....and then it goes

Girl1: Ok. lets do a test. If you are Orlandos girl then tell me what is his favourite vegtable. Answer now or admit you are a fake

Girl..2?3?4?: Eat shit jessica. Its carrot!

GN: Then...And then

Girl4: You Fake YOU fake, In an interview i read Orlando likes broccoli best. You are a loser you do not know Orlando eat shit and die >:(

orlando: *something...i cant hear*

GN: What..What what is your favourite vegtable? We have to know now!

Orlando: *laughs* Im partial to a bit of spinich actually.

GN: Spinich?

Orlando: Pirate you know...i mean popeye

GN: oooh oooh i wondered what you were doing there....