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nori1980why are you always so frickin' funny, stace??
is it the language barrier that i cant come up with those original things, like you? or am i just to0 boring??
I had to steal this frommagikalcrabs journal, cos i was laughing my ass off!!
Ten Things I dont wanna hear today(in no particular order)
1. My dad yelling for help on the other computer
2. "Andy and I are getting married".
3. Dominic Monaghan is straight. And dating Kirsten Dunst
4. John Howard won the election and we get another term of Mr. Sheen running the country and licking the heels of the US President
5. The sound of an alarm going off. Any kind of alarm.
6. New laws have come into play in Scotland, there is to be no marriage to Australians
7. Archaeology is no longer being offered as a subject at Flinders University due to lack of interest
8. Lesbian and Gay marriage is now legal. If you can prove having been with your partner as a live-in unit for at least 10 years.
9. Redheads are now an extinct species
10. There is now a 3 week cooling off period for piercings and tattoos
Ten Things I DO Want to Hear (again in no particular order)
1. I left my wife. For you.
2. We want a sound and lighting girl for our new theatre company. Oh, we're based in London, by the way.
3. Your grandmother was a very wealthy woman. She left it all to you.
4. I saw through Tara to you.
5. You're my best friend and no one could ever replace you.
6. Stace? It's Shox, look, we're coming to Australia and need a place to crash, do you mind?
7. LotR stars come out of the closet: "We were all shagging each other left, right and center ... those stories on the internet ... well, most of them are true!
8. So, we made a mistake, your mother isn't really dead, she's living in Glasgow and married to a Scot. His name ... Boyd.
9. It's illegal for drummers to be married to anyone that isn't an Australian redhead with a penchant for piercings and tattoos
10. Headline news: "Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan caught on film in passionate embrace: reps for both parties say that the pair are tired of denying who they are and that they will begin to look for joint residence in LA asap"
is it the language barrier that i cant come up with those original things, like you? or am i just to0 boring??
I had to steal this from
magikalcrabs journal, cos i was laughing my ass off!!Ten Things I dont wanna hear today(in no particular order)
1. My dad yelling for help on the other computer
2. "Andy and I are getting married".
3. Dominic Monaghan is straight. And dating Kirsten Dunst
4. John Howard won the election and we get another term of Mr. Sheen running the country and licking the heels of the US President
5. The sound of an alarm going off. Any kind of alarm.
6. New laws have come into play in Scotland, there is to be no marriage to Australians
7. Archaeology is no longer being offered as a subject at Flinders University due to lack of interest
8. Lesbian and Gay marriage is now legal. If you can prove having been with your partner as a live-in unit for at least 10 years.
9. Redheads are now an extinct species
10. There is now a 3 week cooling off period for piercings and tattoos
Ten Things I DO Want to Hear (again in no particular order)
1. I left my wife. For you.
2. We want a sound and lighting girl for our new theatre company. Oh, we're based in London, by the way.
3. Your grandmother was a very wealthy woman. She left it all to you.
4. I saw through Tara to you.
5. You're my best friend and no one could ever replace you.
6. Stace? It's Shox, look, we're coming to Australia and need a place to crash, do you mind?
7. LotR stars come out of the closet: "We were all shagging each other left, right and center ... those stories on the internet ... well, most of them are true!
8. So, we made a mistake, your mother isn't really dead, she's living in Glasgow and married to a Scot. His name ... Boyd.
9. It's illegal for drummers to be married to anyone that isn't an Australian redhead with a penchant for piercings and tattoos
10. Headline news: "Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan caught on film in passionate embrace: reps for both parties say that the pair are tired of denying who they are and that they will begin to look for joint residence in LA asap"
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Date: 2004-09-13 03:22 pm (UTC)